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starring: Lucien Eisenach, Kimberly Lynn Cole, Debbie Rochon, Jeff Dylan Graham, Brinke Stevens
directed by: Steve Sessions

 : Dead Clowns

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Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Binding: DVD
Brand: LION'S GATE ENTERTAINMENT
EAN: 0012236215486
Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD-Video, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
Label: Lions Gate
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Lions Gate
Region Code: 1
Release Date: July 31, 2007
Running Time: 95 minutes
Studio: Lions Gate
Theatrical Release Date: 2006
Sales Rank: 78108
MPN: 21548




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Description:
As a hurricane approaches the small coastal town of Port Emmett, an innocent group of residents are visited by an unspeakable horror. Fifty years ago a bridge collapsed in the small town, plunging a circus train into the dark water below. The clown car was never recovered. Tonight the zombie clowns emerge from the bay to exact revenge on the descendants of those who left them buried under the silt and mud for half a century.



Customer Reviews
Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - So so so misleading
Im really not into giving movies bad reviews, for everybody has their own vantage point. Although i will say dead clowns is very misleading. Dont get me wrong, i love indy films. I had been trying to get my hands on a copy of dead clowns because the cover is emaculate. Anything that looks that good on the cover, has to be good right? WRONG. WTF i dont understand i dont think i even saw a fkn clown untill halfway through the movie. No dialouge, very little plot, which my thirteen year old sister could ... Read More



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - All I have to say is...
..this was the biggest piece of suck that ever sucked. Did I mention it sucked? It did.



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Why?
OK I'm not quite understanding why anybody would ever give this flop of a movie 5 stars. Cult classic my @$$. Never in a million years would that ever happen. Here's the real deal. This DVD would be more fun used as a frisbee. It doesn't even deserve ONE star. When I saw the cover I thought "hmmm this could be cool". Boy was I wrong. There is barely any dialogue, and the little that there is is BAD. The movie is so dark that you can barely even tell what is going on. And for a movie to be about ... Read More



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - WHAT THE ....????
honestly i'm at a loss for words for this movie. i really don't know what to say. dead clowns, dead movie, dead it should stay. man, i can't believe it. it really had everything going for it, nice story, good cover art, nice title, the rest is history. i usually find something good in everything i watch, but i searched and searched on this one and i came up empty. i've never given anything such a low rating, but if you've seen this then you feel me. it's rare for me to find something that i can barely finish ... Read More



Rating: 2 out of 5 stars - What category is below B-movies?
This was just not good. In the world of straight-to-DVD movies, this is one of the worst I've ever seen. There is minimal dialogue; which is probably a good thing because the actors didn't do too well with the simple lines that they had. The costumes might have been good, but the lighting was so terrible that you couldn't see what was going on most of the time. The lack of a plot was the film's biggest problem. It's just clowns killing people.

Unfortunately, there isn't even a cheese factor ... Read More

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