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starring: Chesty Morgan, Frank Silvano, Saul Meth, Jill Harris, Louis Burdi
directed by: Doris Wishman

 : Deadly Weapons/Double Agent 73

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Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Binding: DVD
EAN: 0014381302127
Format: Color, Dolby, DVD-Video, Full Screen, Special Edition, NTSC
Label: Image Entertainment
Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
Number Of Items: 2
Publisher: Image Entertainment
Region Code: 1
Release Date: February 13, 2007
Running Time: 147 minutes
Studio: Image Entertainment
Theatrical Release Date: 1974
Sales Rank: 41532
MPN: 3021




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Editorial Review:

Description:
Chesty Morgan's busting out all over in a double dose of trouble! When gangsters kill her boyfriend, the eye-popping, excessively endowed Chesty seeks revenge with two of the most incredible Deadly Weapons ever seen on the motion picture screen: her 73-inch breasts! Then she's back and ready to explode in Double Agent 73, a screwy spy epic in which she's given a camera/time bomb breast implant to take pictures of her heroin-smuggling targets before the clock runs out. Directed by the grand dame of grindhouse cinema, Doris Wishman, these cinematic assaults on the senses must be seen to be disbelieved!

Amazon.com:
Cult sexploitation director Doris Wishman and her impossibly endowed discovery, Chesty Morgan, a Polish-born stripper with a 73-inch bust, re-teamed after the success of Deadly Weapons for this even more outrageous spy thriller. Chesty, as lifeless and numb as ever, plays a combination Jane Bond and Mata Hari, an undercover agent with a camera implanted in her left breast that snaps a picture every time she (or anyone, for that matter) squeezes it. What she doesn't know is that it's set to explode if she doesn't finish her assignment in 36 hours. Chesty is oddly graceless, sneaking up on an enemy agent with all the elegance of a water buffalo, and she possesses no screen charisma. She does, however, shed her shirt at every turn to snap a picture (click!), fondle herself, or use her endowments as a truncheon in a fight that simply must be seen to be believed. Wishman's style hasn't improved any from her previous film, but she drives it at such a quick pace that you almost forget that nobody's dialogue quite matches their mouths. It's at once inept and absolutely astonishing, a collection of cheap secret-agent gags (exploding lipstick, killer earrings), brutal murders (Chesty takes a broken bottle to a bad guy's face), and even a clumsy tribute to the Psycho shower scene. Chesty Morgan next appeared in Fellini's Casanova before retiring from the silver screen. --Sean Axmaker



Customer Reviews
Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Fast forward review
If by some miracle you actually clicked on this without already knowing everything about it, well . . . what can I say that would do justice to this stupid thing? It's a Doris Wishman film, so nothing needs to be said about the quality of the film, the dumb "plot" and so forth. All you really need to know about are the bits where Chesty Morgan takes her clothes off and shows off her monstrous hangers. I remember reading an interview once where she noted that not everyone went to see her act (depicted ... Read More



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - The five stars are for astonishment
I don't really like porn films or "nudie-cuties", but I do like BAD films, and this really, really tops the lot - and that's saying something because I have seen a lot of trash in my life, but nothing has ever dropped as low as Doris Wishman's "Double Agent 73"

Chesty Morgan...what can I say? A cult name, a piece of cinema history, but a woman with no discernable talent above a mammoth sized pair of breasts. The whole film is a vehicle for Chesty, but sadly she can't act. In fact she seems ... Read More



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - Oh my Gawd! Chesty's taking pictures!
First off, I love Doris Wishman. She was an incredible filmmaker due to the fact that she made a living in a male dominated world of exploitation ... films. Unfortunately Doris Wishman passed away in August of 2002. All of her films should be remembered. This one would be hard to forget!

Where Wishman found the incredible Chesty Morgan is something that should be researched. ... When I first saw this film my jaw dropped to the floor. Her breasts are on ample display throughout this incredibly ... Read More



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!
Chesty Morgan is the most uncomfortable woman alive. She never seems to fit into any of the atrocious outfits she wears. She always looks uncomfortable and in between her bad wig, bad dentures and bad acting she is a sight to behold. I love Chesty Morgan and could not reccommend this brilliant film more!



Rating: 2 out of 5 stars - Smile -- you're dead!
One thing can be said in all fairness and accuracy -- the star of this
low-budget nudie movie, Chesty Morgan (AKA Lillian
Wilczkowsky) has the biggest breasts in Hollywood! Maybe even
in the country. She measures a whopping 73-26-36! Her breasts
are incredible! But unfortunately, her breasts are the real stars in
this rather ridiculous sexploitation movie. Her Polish accent was
so thick and incoherent that her voice had to be dubbed in.
(Actually, all the actors' ... Read More

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